adorability:

I love when you become so close with someone that you can see parts of each other in one another and you begin to say the same things and steal lines from one another and have a similar sense of humor and can exchange an inside joke with just a glance you don’t even have to talk because you have such a strong connection with them and you can sit in comfortable silence but also talk for hours it’s really hard to find that kind of compatibility

(via cumfort)

epikalia:

kanyewesticle:

Look at all those ducks there are at least ten

Well, you’re not wrong.

epikalia:

kanyewesticle:

Look at all those ducks there are at least ten

Well, you’re not wrong.

(via moosewearingafez)

yzma:

the chicken from season 1 is more important than larry

(via cumfort)

ritchandspace:

Dude, Peter Capaldi totally refused to flirt with Clara in the new series.

Damn, I’m so ready for this.

(via fan-and-sword)

(Source: awwww-cute, via allamericanpan)

cawaiicastiel:

If your spirit animal isn’t Misha Collins then I am judging you. (◡‿◡✿)

(via fandomoniium)

queen-of-love-and-beauty:

"I don’t wear makeup so I don’t have to waste like an hour in front of the mirror every morning hahahaha"

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"open books not legs"

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"why have tequila shots when you can have tea?"

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"As always, late with Starbucks"

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"modest is hottest"

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"I’m not like those girls”

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(via electratart)

annihilati0nn:

swiggity-swision-not-my-division:

bloody-men-with-blue-eyes:

fuckyeah-nerdery:

thecakebar:

Apple Pie Baked inside of Apples Tutorial

Isn’t this like hollowing out a corpse, then putting someone else’s organs inside and cooking them?

i was expecting the other fandom

i was expecting the other fandom

(via madman-in-a-blue-box-at-221b)

mayormackattack:

serenavampire:

i will put a pick up line in every person’s askbox who reblogs this

idk if this gets 300,000 notes, i will fucking do it 

guys this woman will throw some ridiculous lines at you just do it i swear to god

(via madman-in-a-blue-box-at-221b)

kitsuneclericcn:

bootyliciousdean:

even lucifer’s vessel is sassy as fuck

I will never not reblog this

(Source: supernatural-tardis, via moosewearingafez)

sectumsempera:

stranger-touch:

So no one told you life was gonna be this way

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Your job’s a joke

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You’re broke

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Your love life’s DOA!

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It’s like your always stuck in second gear

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When it hasn’t been your day, your week, your month, or even your year but….

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I’ll be there for you! When the rain starts to pour

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I’ll be there for you! Like I’ve been there before

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I’ll be there for you! 

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Cause’ you’re there for me too….

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sobbing

(via aggiornamento)

// Better titles for HIMYM://

seriouslyamerica:

therewere13possibilities:

How I Met My Consolation Prize

How We Destroyed 9 Seasons Worth of Character Development

How Your Mom is Basically Another Girl That I Banged

How I Got Over Robin — Oh, Just Kidding

How to Portray Women as Interchangeable Plot Devices

How Your Dad is the Worst

How to Make Your Main Character Insufferable

How I Maintained Nice Guy (TM) Whining for Nearly a Decade

(via aggiornamento)

juliawiinchester:

juliawiinchester:

And now my dad hides the salt from me…

A few days after the salt line incident, the lights flickered in the kitchen and my dad looked at me and said “don’t you dare. You lost your salt privileges”

juliawiinchester:

juliawiinchester:

And now my dad hides the salt from me…

A few days after the salt line incident, the lights flickered in the kitchen and my dad looked at me and said “don’t you dare. You lost your salt privileges”

(via madman-in-a-blue-box-at-221b)

fantastdemiurge:

thrithwig:

king-of-the-casuals:

I’m just gonna let the world figure this out




what

fantastdemiurge:

thrithwig:

king-of-the-casuals:

I’m just gonna let the world figure this out

what

(via averypottermormon)

burningbrighterstill:

generationfree:

lakilester:

No one get’s lynched for exfoliating is the greatest come back I’ve ever witnessed.

THANK YOU SAMANTHA WOJSZNIS.

round of applause 

burningbrighterstill:

generationfree:

lakilester:

No one get’s lynched for exfoliating is the greatest come back I’ve ever witnessed.

THANK YOU SAMANTHA WOJSZNIS.

round of applause 

(via aphrodites-asshole)

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